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HI PEEPS! I don't know what to type. I want this blog to be awesome and cool!!! I wish I had enough monayz to go to the movie theatre and write a review about it on here. Sadly, I do not. Maybe I'll just watch movies that I already have!! Naw.

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Dare you to find the misspelled Loki.












HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THERE ISN'T ONE!!!!

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LOKI NEEDS YOU

Do it. Loki Needs you. Come on!!!!!


 He's begging you! Come on!!!

He means to RULE you! He who was and should be king!


Enlist in his Army to take down:
1. His brother, the Demi-God
2.A super Soldier
3. A living legend who kind of lives up to legend
4. A man with breath-taking anger managment issues
5. and A couple of master Assasins.

Picture a day!!

And the picture of the day iiiiissss.......






Quote Of Le Day: "You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like santa."

Just keep swimming...

Hi!!! I'm in swimming lessons.

PRETTY!

Forget the alphabet. I'm doin' Odin.

A.K.A. God of War and Death. >:) Oh yeah, Woden is his german name.
Home: Gladsheim, Asgard, Fenrir's stomach
Family: Loki, Thor, Frigg, some of the Vanir gods, Balder, Hod,
Pets: Two ravens, two wolves
Other: He hung from a windy tree with nothing to eat or drink with a sword in his stomach to learn runes.












Alright, so I'm going camping and won't be back until monday!!

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Gods and Goddesses: Balder

A.K.A. : The kind of god everyonew had crushes on. I mean, before he DIED.

Home: Asgard, Niflheim

Family: Nana, Odin, Frigg

Other: Balder had dreams about being killed, and told Frigg. She made everything, BUT MISTLETOE, promise not to hurt Balder. The gods enjoyed a game, involving throwing things at Balder to prove he could not be hurt. Loki became jealous, and tricked the blind god, Hod,  into killing Balder. Loki figured out that mistletoe had not promised, and came up with an idea. He asked Hod why he wasn't playing with the other gods, and Hod answered he couldn't see where Balder was, and he had nothing to throw. Loki gave him a dart of mistletoe, and directed his aim to Balder. When Hod's dart hit Balder's heart, he died instantly.

                                                     THE END. Well, not really, but that's where I like it to end.

Appearance:

Announcment!!

WE SHALL AGAIN DO THE AVENGERS THING BUT WITH NORSE MYTHOLOGY!! OW!

MAH PETS SHALL BE SO AWESOME YOUR PANTS WILL JUMP OFF YOU AND DO THE SPONGE.

I AM GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF NORSE AWESOMENESS!! AND WHEN I GET A FARM, I SHALL HAVE A BARNYARD FULL OF NORSE AWESOMENESS!!


Cat: Serpent


Dog: Fenrir


Bird: Loki

Fish: Thor!!!!!!

I don't wanna get more than one cat cause my allergies and because I don't wanna be the Crazy Cat Lady,

Hello, Friends

It is I, The Weasel. What the former post said is a lie. I have not attacked. I was simply in a vicious rampage and taking people hostage, that is all. Ten thousand years ago, a force of Evil so grand came to light. I was the leader. It was then I got that fabulous red cape, aat only 20 years old. But then, something made me fall. Good reigned once more. I layed down and waited, waited, for my chance to be the Supreme Leader of all. That picture the blogger posted of me? That was when I first got the cape. Now I am going to rule again. I am asking you to enlist in my Army.



                                                            ENLISTMENT REQUIRMENTS:
                         *You must be at least 53 years of age. ( 19 in human years.)
                         * You must have some fur/hair.
                          *You must be Evil.


I have recently taken a new photo. Here it is.


           I've changed so much, haven't I?

Sincerely,

The Weasel

P.S. I understand you have a link of the day. Here 'tis: : Link of The Day: Make like a tree, and get out of heya!

HOOOOOLIGANS!

THE WEASEL HAS ATTACKED! TOLD YOU!! DO NOT SPEAK TO THE WEASEL, WHATEVER YOU DO!! THE WEASEL HAS ATTACKED! WARN YOUR FRIENDS!! THERE IS NO STOPPING THE WEA-

WEEWOOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

Olala, I shall not yell at you for internet safety. I only CAPITALED at grandma because she decided to say our names on GOODREADS witch is like FACEBOOK and there is a stranger on that group.
I AM GONNA BE LUPIN AND OLALA IS GONNA BE TONKS FOR HER BDAY PARTAAAAY!!!!


TANK MISSILE.

Ummmmmmm..........

for the record i had nothing to do with that. i have no idea what that was about. don't blame me for that. that was all on Grace's part.  and by the way Grace that was a little creepy. and don't even yell at me for online safety because it says both of our names boldly on the top of the page!


                          



                                                     












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TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO...

The weasel is the reason you hate. The weasel is the reason people die. The weasel is the reason of Evil. Attack the Weasel. You know you want to. Your children will be safe if you get rid of the weasel. The Weasel is the reason.



Bonus Link of the day: fool! I am the weasel!

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Link of the day: GRANDMAMA!!

Peanut Butter Update

Peanut Butter is Lana's Best Friend. She is my unicorn!!! <:)

Favorite Song: Fifteen
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Food: Marshmallows
Favorite Movie: Captain America: First Avenger
Favorite Book: Ballet Shoes
Favorite Outfit:

Her Room:

Favorite Animal: Giraffe

Pet: A turtle named Elf.

Link Of The Day: JARVIS

Lana Update

Llana is my Llama. She and Llama,  Olivia's Lama, are good friends. Lana has been coming down with a cold, though, so she has been having to eat hot oatmeal for about 3 days.  I will post a pic of her as soon as I figure out how. Here is some basic facts about Llana:

Favorite Song: Call Me Maybe
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese
Favorite Movie: The Avengers
Favorite Book: The Dumb Diary Series
Favorite Outfit:  (She doesn't look like that, but her outfit looks like that in Mini-Size)

So that was Llana in short.  Oh yeah.

Her Room:

Best Friend: Peanut Butter, My Unicorn

Favorite Animal: Goldfishes

Pet: Four Goldfish named Williver, Albert, Angela, Sarah.

Link of The Day: oh my gosh there's a little man next to you!

>: /

Thanks for helping me, guys. What do I post about? 


To those who actually read this blog:

I am pretty sure no one but myself and my cousin, maybe my Grandma, will see this. I have reason to believe no one visits this blog more than once. But if for some reason people do see this blog, and click on it, and stay to read, then this message is for you: COMMENT RIGHT NOW! OFFER OPIONIONS! TELL US HOW MUCH YOU HATE/LOVE US! COME ON!
                       

BLOG POST EMERGENCY!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO POST!!! HELP ME!!

The Avengers

A.K.A.: The Avengers Initituive (SP)

Skill Set: Epic awesomeness, Saving People, Avenging

Appearance:

Word: OHMYGOSHTHISISAWESOME!!!!!

Quote that I think is funny or awesome in another way: Well, the awesome quote has languguage that I am not permitted to use. So let's edit it. "Cause if we can't protect the earth, you can be dang well sure we'll avenge it."

Comments: OHMYGOSHTHEAVENGERSARESOSTINKINAWESOME!!!! It's true!!!!

Link of the day: I'll never tell!

Bonus Link!: Meet Bert and Frankie.

Extra Bonus Link!: Hey Mario... You're in our seat. I think we're gonna need a bigger booth.

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I JUST WATCHED CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really liked it. I kept adding my own comments though.  DO NOT QVEUSTION MY GENIUS!!!

Loki

A.K.A. The God of Mischief

Skill set: Wand of destiny, tug o war with a goat contests,

Appearance:

Quote that I think is funny or awesome in another way: "KNEEEEEL!!!!!"

Word: DA BOMB!

Comments: Loki is stinkin' awesome.

Link of the day: KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Thor

A.K.A. Thor

Skill Set: HERE COMES THE HAMMER!

Appearance:

Quote that I think is funny or awesome in another way: "He drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud."

Word: Bjildsnipe

\Comments: Anyone who doesn't like Thor is an old man and a fool.

Link of the day: What can I say? Chicks are my kryptonite.