Because that's what friendship is. Two good pals munching on a well cooked face together.

Shh... Do ya hear that?  That is what forgiveness sounds like.
That's the sound of people drowning, Carl.
That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

Why is the lifeboat red and sticky?
Hmm, I suppose you could say it is red and sticky.

And then you started making out with all the ice sculptures!
Thank god the children weren't on board to see it.

 THE HAIR. JUST GAZE AT THAT HAIR. JUST LOOK AT IT.